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Mel Rachel
April 16th, 2014 at 1:04PM
April 16th, 2014 at 1:04PM
April 16th, 2014 at 1:02PM
April 16th, 2014 at 9:27AM

panicandstartariot:

buckybarrnes:

instead of worrying about how many followers you have, pretend that’s what year it is. 1942 followers? congratulations it’s world war II. 306? wow, constantine just became the leader of the roman empire. More than 2014? incredible you’re in the future

currently at: hey anybody wanna go to bethlehem, i hear there’s like a king baby idk maybe it’ll be fun

April 16th, 2014 at 9:26AM
April 16th, 2014 at 12:14AM
you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.
April 15th, 2014 at 3:16PM
❝ Combat bras ❞
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My guy friend trying to remember the name for sport bras (via pemsylvania)

I think this should be the new name.

(via tome-withlove)

April 15th, 2014 at 3:13PM
April 15th, 2014 at 3:13PM
April 15th, 2014 at 3:13PM
April 14th, 2014 at 10:59PM
April 14th, 2014 at 10:59PM
saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
April 14th, 2014 at 10:58PM